XWA-F 167: A Broken Adventure III: Old McBeefy had a Farm

Battle Information

Game platform: X-Wing Alliance
Missions: 1
Release date: 2025-12-14
Last updated: 2026-04-11
Creator:

GN Master

Average rating 5.0
Reviews: 4
Bug reports: 0
Times completed: 15
Patches used: None
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Battle Reviews

What a whirlwind fever dream of a mission. Great stuff.


Easily the weirdest mission I've ever flown. The WAV pack reminded me of some extremely questionable mods for Doom 2 I played once upon a time - loaded with a mismatched wealth of references that warmed my elder millennial heart.


One of my best (tho i say that alot)...
I do love this one. I tried to pay homage to the mighty COL Beef, and i think he'd be proud of whats here.
Fun, silly little free. Good for fun or a comp. Don't forget the wave pack.


I bow to Master’s zaniness, I cannot compete. This is my favorite of the broken series, so far, the fighting was fun and I got reminded, painfully, that even in a T/D you can’t face tank 6 TIE experimentals. But fair warning, this is a long mission, like most of Master's Free missions.


Battle Bug Reports

There are currently no open bug reports for this battle.

High Scores

Mission: 53,033 MAJ Vanguard88 2026-04-11

Top Ten

(of available records)

1 53,033 MAJ Vanguard88 2026-04-11
2 34,716 GN Master 2026-04-11
3 28,965 LC Daisuke Airyu 2026-04-11
4 27,448 MAJ JKast 2026-04-12
5 24,272 AD Locke Setzer 2026-04-11
6 21,017 COL Brucmack 2026-06-02
7 15,625 GN Silwar Naiilo 2026-04-12
8 13,143 GN Elwood the Brave 2026-04-11
9 9,883 HA Pickled Yoda 2025-12-14
10 9,792 MAJ Prost Varsis 2026-04-12

Battle Completion Statistics

This battle has been flown by 13 pilots a total of 15 times.

COL Brucmack - 2026-06-02

LC Daisuke Airyu - 2026-04-11

CM Dash Ardaan - 2026-04-12

GN Elwood the Brave - 2026-04-11

VA Jagged Fell III - 2025-12-14

MAJ JKast - 2026-04-12

AD Locke Setzer - 2 times, last on 2026-04-11

CPT Marlore Julren - 2026-04-12

GN Master - 2 times, last on 2026-04-11

HA Pickled Yoda - 2025-12-14

MAJ Prost Varsis - 2026-04-12

GN Silwar Naiilo - 2026-04-12

MAJ Vanguard88 - 2026-04-11

Title: XWA-FREE: A Broken Adventure III: Old McBeefy had a Farm
Missions: 1
Medal: N/A
Game Platform: XWA
Created Using: AlliED 1.573
Release Version: 1.1
Author: CMDR-TACA/GN Master/Firebird/Wing XXII/MC90 Renegade/Battlegroup III

Installation Instructions:

1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle.
2] Create a new pilot file using EHBL.
3] Press the X-Wing Alliance button to start XWA and fly the battle.

Manual Instructions:
1] Unzip all files
2] 1B8M1PRE.tie -> \XWingAlliance\MISSIONS
3] MISSION.LST -> \XWingAlliance\MISSIONS

WAV PACK:
1] WAVE (folder) -> \XWingAlliance
-Wave pack contains; radio messages, briefing audio, debriefing audio and mission failure audio.
-If its not installed you are missing out on a big part of the story.
-You want to make sure your concourse music is turned off in the settings. Having it on will make the audio difficult to hear.

Thunder Squadron Crest:
1] Files are included and (in theory should be installed via EHBL).

-For Manual Install:
squad5.cbm -> \XWingAlliance\FRONTRES\TOUR
FRONTTXT.txt -> \XWingAlliance main folder

Update your own FRONTTXT.txt file:
1] Locate line: !STR_SQUAD1! Whatever is here
2] Update line: !STR_SQUAD1! Thunder Squadron

Patches:
This Mission doesn't use any patches though I'll build a crest one for it at some point. Until then just do it manually.

Description: 
Previously on, previously on - It is written, that many rooms long thought lost, litter the hallways of the ISD Challenge. Many hold secrets, valuables, great treasures while others contain terrible, terrible items best left unfound. 

This is another, another such tale of one such item best left forgotten. Are you still scared?

What will this battle entail? More mazes? More loops? More Booze?!? Let's find out... together.... MUHAHAHAHAHA!

WAVE Pack Credits:

-Briefing:
Music: Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Horror Version) by Horror Versions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKFc7Mh_Os0

-DeBriefing:
Music: Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Instrumental) by Singing Bell - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWO8JtWu3c
Narrator: Sir David Attenborough (101soundboards.com)
WO/FA Phoenix Berkana: Jigsaw (101soundboards.com)
CMDR-TACA/GN Master: Hugh Jackman (101soundboards.com)

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