TIE-F 222: Emperor's Hammer Postal Service

Battle Information

Game platform: TIE Fighter
Missions: 1
Release date: 2003-05-01
Last updated: 2003-09-10

MAJ Jedgar

Average rating 3.8
Reviews: 14
Bug reports: 0
Times completed: 92
Patches used: None

Battle Reviews

Super quick and easy. Nothing to complain about from me!

It's a very fun idea, and very much an "effort is optional" kind of mission. Speed through it if you just want it completed, or stick around for a fun challenge. Not opposed to that approach, but in this case I wish there was a bit more to the base objective

Ran for TIE Golf so didn't really engage in the mission but seemed well built

I'm not sure why I'm delivering mail, but that's not really important. You could tx4 and burn engines to a fast finish, or you can take on the waves of enemies that challenge your existance. I hobbled home with red hull and damaged lasers, so the difficulty level is pretty spot on

Primary objectives (inspect) are easy, secondary (T-wings, Z-95s, and Y-wings are doable, bonus (A-wings with missiles) are tough. Why we’re wasting a perfectly good TIE/in on mail delivery is beyond me.

Without doubt one of the more funny free missions I've come across. This one is one that will never sit at a 3, I would expect people either like it or hate it. Your goal is to simply inspect a container so if you want to a fast mission this is a candidate, however if you want a high score you can fight the pirates. It has a bit for every taste.

Super easy mission to complete, yet a challenge to master. Unshielded Spaceshoes Aim-right-shoot-left, aka TIE Interceptors, are a pain to fly when facing a final set of A-Ws armed with missiles. Fast FCHG point, but hard to reach any decent score without making multiple attempts. Worth flying though. The mailman is missing from the picture though. Don't expect barking dogs or vicious neighbours.

Ever feel you wanted to be a mail person? Think you can take on the role of the EHPS? Play this battle today and see if you're good enough for the mail room!

A decent, yet rather simple mission with a fig leaf of a storyline.

A fantastic mission. It's great to see simple, solid and well designed missions with older imperial craft. In fact, this would be a great training mission for new pilots who want to see how far their flying skills have really progressed. Good mission to get the heart pumping.

I loved the challenge in this one. There are really not enough battles anymore that put us in shieldless craft, and it's good to know I can still fly them. Good plot too, nice and crazy.

If you're looking for a quick FCHG point or a very tough dogfight, you should fly this mission. The primary goal can be completed in a few seconds if you want to skip the tremendous fun of you in a T/I vs 4 A-wings with missiles! My only gripe is that the mailman part didn't really have much to do with the mission. It was a cool idea. I wanted to see me doing more mailman stuff.

I don't know who the EH postmaster General is but Ronin needs to can him. Delivering our mail in a T/! thats not guarded, sheesh! LOL, kidding. This was a fun, well planned mission with a clever idea. Bravo.

youre in a tie interceptor/against mounting opposition, tricky, very tricky and very enjoyable

Battle Bug Reports

There are currently no open bug reports for this battle.

High Scores

Mission: 32,988 LC Brin Chaser

Top Ten

(of available records)

1 32,988 LC Brin Chaser 2003-11-01
2 32,938 GN Golbez Harvey 2015-08-22
3 32,878 CPT Rover 2003-10-18
4 32,838 COL Gyssler 2003-10-18
5 32,770 FA Pickled Yoda 2015-08-22
6 32,754 CM Karce 2003-10-18
7 32,668 COL Hawkins 2015-08-21
8 32,466 CM Dulcatos 2003-10-11
9 32,462 COL Beef 2003-10-11
10 32,410 LC Scuslem 2004-05-30

Battle Completion Statistics

This battle has been flown by 81 pilots a total of 91 times.

GN Abel Malik - 2004-08-27

LC Ace Hobbes

CPT Alexi Stukov - 2003-10-09

HA Anahorn Dempsey

COL Angel - 2004-05-30

AD Apophis Kuma - 2005-04-18

LC Argon Viper - 2003-10-23

CM Arlins Scabo - 2003-05-22

CM Arne Saknussem

CPT Atmos Myremod

CPT Aval - 2022-07-13

COL Beef - 2003-10-11

LC Brin Chaser - 2003-11-01

COL Carl Lost - 2003-06-19

LC Chris McCollum - 2003-10-25

CM Colin Graves - 2003-10-23

MAJ Cray Mikalen

LC Curtis - 2003-06-11

LCM Danel - 2003-10-25

COL DarkC - 2003-07-14

CPT Dave Darklighter

LC Diaboli

COL Dirty Vader

CM Dukimar - 2003-05-06

CM Dulcatos - 2003-10-11

GN Earnim Branet - 2018-06-07

GN Elwood the Brave - 2019-07-16

CM Fatboy - 2003-08-05

LCM Fortune - 2003-10-25

CPT Frenchie6 - 2021-05-25

HA Frodo March - 2003-06-22

RA Genie - 2021-03-28

AD Gidda - 2005-01-20

GN Golbez Harvey - 2015-08-22

COL Gyssler - 2003-10-18

COL Hawkins - 2015-08-21

MAJ Hermann

MAJ Hunter - 2003-05-23

CPT Jagged Fell III - 2023-12-07

MAJ Jedgar

FA John T. Clark - 2015-08-21

CM Kahooli - 2003-07-19

CM Karce - 2003-10-18

CM Kieran Yoyo - 2023-12-13

MAJ Landon Cruise - 2014-02-21

VA Locke Setzer - 2 times, last on 2023-12-07

COL Loor - 2003-05-23

LCM Ludovicus Gallorum - 2023-09-04

FA Marcin Szydlowski

GN Mark Schueler - 2017-06-11

GN Master - 2023-12-11

COL Mosh

HA Pete Mitchell - 2020-08-14

COL Phalk Sturm - 2022-07-09

VA Philo

FA Pickled Yoda - 3 times, last on 2022-07-14

HA Plif - 2 times, last on 2016-06-04

MAJ Prost Varsis - 2023-12-12

LC Quincy Nelson

AD Ranthier Khaen - 2003-08-10

CPT Rover - 2003-10-18

LCM Ryan - 2003-10-23

LC Savageaz - 2003-10-16

LC Scuslem - 2004-05-30

COL Shae Kitane - 2003-05-13

CPT Shimir Sheerelk

COL Stuart - 2003-10-14

CPT Syntroth - 2022-10-03

COL TheBlackxRanger - 5 times, last on 2023-09-01

VA Thomas Nitecki

COL Torres - 2004-09-01

GN Triji Boliv - 2023-12-13

CPT Tvan'Oris - 2003-07-21

CPT Von Predator - 2004-10-10

COL Westric Davalorn - 3 times, last on 2023-06-06

CPT Wildfire - 2023-09-16

MAJ Wolve Excelsior Berkana - 2022-05-23

MAJ Xye - 2021-03-27

COL Zeth Durron

VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles

COL Zystem Fryar - 2003-05-07

Title: Emperor's Hammer Postal Service
Missions: 1
Game Platform: TIE Fighter
Author: FM/Maj Jedgar/Pi 3-2/Wing VIII/ISD Colossus

Required patches
* none

Installation instructions
1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
2] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
3] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
4] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle


About the Mission: This mission was made for the Wing VIII Battle 
Readiness Comp.  It is a simple mission. Just inspect FG mailbox and stay alive. Enjoy.

Maj Jedgar 
April 8 2003