TIE-F 167: I Just Work Here
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Battle Reviews
1
GN Aardvark
Reviewer's rating profile
2022-05-04
Lame humor, "plot" of unresponsive tech support and ridiculous, non-informative briefings totally breaks what could be a good mission. The briefing is non-existent and I don't get author's attempts at humor. Figuring out what I was supposed to do was trial and error - mostly the latter. Once I figured it out, the gameplay was fun but that didn't make up for the failures.
1
GN Mark Schueler
Reviewer's rating profile
2022-05-04
This is yet another excellent example of a sub-par mission attempting to cover up its significant design flaws by trying, and failing, to be 'funny'.
5
MAJ Deleted Member
Reviewer's rating profile
2003-02-22
HEHEHE...This was the funniest mission in the long, sad history of funny missions... And the briefing questions, JUST like microsoft tech support
4
LC Curtis
Reviewer's rating profile
2002-07-12
Funny Stuff, and well designed to this is a very good free mission but what drops it to a 4 is it is easy and even on hard isnt much challenge at all.
4
VA Philo
Reviewer's rating profile
2001-11-30
Fun mission, humor as always from Beef. My only complaint is the failure of the INT to do its job with the ESCs.
5
MAJ Jaruus
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2001-11-14
Hilarious, simple, fun, what else can you say about this mission? I took extra pleasure in killing the phone company. :-P
5
LC Tempest
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2001-10-07
Very funny and very well designed, I love it. One of the best missions I know. I don't agree that it's too easy, because it's quite tricky if you want all goals.
5
CPT Dujhod
Reviewer's rating profile
2001-10-07
Quite amusing (albeit a little too close to the truth) and essentially bug-free as far as I can tell. It could be a bit harder, though; even on the maximum difficulty setting, it only took a few minutes to complete.
Battle Bug Reports
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High Scores
| Mission: | 85,968 | VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles |
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Top Ten
(of available records)
| 1 | 86,841 | VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles | 2009-02-08 |
| 2 | 63,122 | CM Gandalf | 2003-01-04 |
| 3 | 62,935 | COL Shae Kitane | 2003-09-07 |
| 4 | 62,619 | LC Rando | 2017-09-16 |
| 5 | 61,803 | RA Genie | 2022-05-05 |
| 6 | 61,681 | LCM Mateusz | 2004-06-13 |
| 7 | 59,948 | HA Daniel Bonini | 2004-09-16 |
| 8 | 59,937 | CPT SL8c8 | 2019-04-21 |
| 9 | 59,618 | RA fr0Zen | 2022-05-05 |
| 10 | 59,597 | LC Scuslem | 2004-05-30 |
Battle Completion Statistics
This battle has been flown by 142 pilots a total of 158 times.
GN Aardvark - 2022-05-04
HA Anahorn Dempsey - 5 times, last on 2022-05-04
CM Andrelious J. Inahj - 2004-08-17
COL Angel - 2004-08-17
COL Benjamin Jahou Morgan - 2003-09-21
GN Brian - 2004-08-23
COL Carl Lost - 2004-06-09
GN Coranel Both - 2 times, last on 2017-09-16
LC Daisuke Airyu - 2004-08-20
LCM Dan-Elin - 2016-10-03
HA Daniel Bonini - 2004-09-16
CM Darius Hunter - 2004-08-21
MAJ Deleted Member - 2002-12-29
LT Edward De'Galeon - 2002-08-06
GN Elwood the Brave - 2 times, last on 2018-08-24
CM Fatboy - 2003-09-13
CPT Firzam Coldsteel - 2004-08-21
MAJ Flelm - 2014-10-19
RA fr0Zen - 2022-05-05
HA Frodo March - 2003-04-13
CM Gandalf - 2003-01-04
RA Genie - 2 times, last on 2022-05-05
AD Gidda - 2005-01-27
GN Gilad Pelleaon - 2 times, last on 2014-10-19
LT Glauron - 2003-09-09
GN Golbez Harvey - 2016-10-08
CM Grzmot - 2003-01-06
COL Gyssler - 2 times, last on 2018-08-22
MAJ Hunter - 2002-12-07
AD Impulse - 2014-10-19
COL Jer Stryker - 2004-08-23
LT Kaek - 2003-07-13
MAJ KEBLAOMEGA - 2022-05-05
LC Kyle Kroan - 2 times, last on 2014-10-19
MAJ Landon Cruise - 3 times, last on 2014-10-19
GN Mark Schueler - 2 times, last on 2022-05-04
GN Master - 2 times, last on 2009-02-08
LCM Mateusz - 2004-06-13
COL Miles Prower - 2017-01-07
COL Moagim Daar - 2010-01-05
HA Pete Mitchell - 2017-09-16
COL Phalk Sturm - 2022-05-05
FA Pickled Yoda - 2 times, last on 2014-10-19
HA Plif - 2014-10-19
LC Quincy Nelson - 2004-08-13
LC Rando - 2017-09-16
MAJ RichyV - 2009-09-17
MAJ Ryan Chi'Cath - 2003-03-28
LC Savageaz - 2003-10-21
LC Scuslem - 2004-05-30
CM Serin Jansj - 2005-02-27
COL Shae Kitane - 2003-09-07
CPT SL8c8 - 2019-04-21
COL Stuart - 2002-08-12
AD TK-2107 - 2004-08-24
CM Trowa - 2003-05-28
LC Turr Phennir - 2003-09-13
CM Vessicant - 2002-12-05
CPT Wildfire - 2022-05-05
MAJ Wolve Excelsior Berkana - 2022-05-18
COL Wysseri Arestar - 2003-01-17
FA Xavier Sienar - 2016-06-20
VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles - 2 times, last on 2009-02-08
Title: Don't Ask Me; I Just Work Here.
# of Missions: 1
Game Platform: TIE Fighter
Author: Commander Beef
FL/CM Beef/Thunder 3-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PCx3/ISMx6/MoT-gh/CoB/OV {IWATS-SM/2} [T/D Mad Cow] [GALL]
Zayin 3-3 }:(:) -moo
“Beefment@aol.com”
Required patches
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* none
Installation instructions
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1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
2] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
3] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
4] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle
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Description:
The TIE CORPS has just built a new Interdictor cruiser named IMPEDIMENT. You are the captain of this new ship and the commander of its escort flight of TIE Avengers. It is the maiden voyage of the IMPEDIMENT, and you begin to prepare the briefing for a routine patrol mission for BEEF FLIGHT. But before you can gather the pilots together to discuss the upcoming mission, the briefing screen starts spewing gibberish. You call the technical support line of Maxis Company, the makers of the screen (READ THE OFFICER QUESTIONS). After calling the tech support, you decide that this evil company must be erased from the galaxy. The IMPEDIMENT and BEEF FLIGHT are sent to destroy the company's base. But you must be careful not to destroy the good, loyal Imperial businesses.
Commander Beef
“Beefment@aol.com”
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