TIE-F 167: I Just Work Here

Battle Information

Game platform: TIE Fighter
Missions: 1
Release date: 2001-09-16
Last updated: 2003-09-10

COL Beef

Average rating 3.8
Reviews: 8
Bug reports: 0
Times completed: 162
Patches used: None

Battle Reviews

COL Aardvark



Lame humor, "plot" of unresponsive tech support and ridiculous, non-informative briefings totally breaks what could be a good mission. The briefing is non-existent and I don't get author's attempts at humor. Figuring out what I was supposed to do was trial and error - mostly the latter. Once I figured it out, the gameplay was fun but that didn't make up for the failures.

GN Mark Schueler



This is yet another excellent example of a sub-par mission attempting to cover up its significant design flaws by trying, and failing, to be 'funny'.

MAJ Deleted Member



HEHEHE...This was the funniest mission in the long, sad history of funny missions... And the briefing questions, JUST like microsoft tech support

LC Curtis



Funny Stuff, and well designed to this is a very good free mission but what drops it to a 4 is it is easy and even on hard isnt much challenge at all.

VA Philo



Fun mission, humor as always from Beef. My only complaint is the failure of the INT to do its job with the ESCs.

MAJ Jaruus



Hilarious, simple, fun, what else can you say about this mission? I took extra pleasure in killing the phone company. :-P

LC Tempest



Very funny and very well designed, I love it. One of the best missions I know. I don't agree that it's too easy, because it's quite tricky if you want all goals.

CPT Dujhod



Quite amusing (albeit a little too close to the truth) and essentially bug-free as far as I can tell. It could be a bit harder, though; even on the maximum difficulty setting, it only took a few minutes to complete.

Battle Bug Reports

There are currently no open bug reports for this battle.

High Scores

Mission: 85,968 VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles

Top Ten

(of available records)

1 86,841 VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles 2009-02-08
2 63,122 CM Gandalf 2003-01-04
3 62,935 COL Shae Kitane 2003-09-07
4 62,619 LC Rando 2017-09-16
5 61,803 RA Genie 2022-05-05
6 61,681 LCM Mateusz 2004-06-13
7 59,948 HA Daniel Bonini 2004-09-16
8 59,937 CPT SL8c8 2019-04-21
9 59,618 RA fr0Zen 2022-05-05
10 59,597 LC Scuslem 2004-05-30

Battle Completion Statistics

This battle has been flown by 142 pilots a total of 158 times.

FA Jorddyn

LT Kaek - 2003-07-13

MAJ KEBLAOMEGA - 2022-05-05

CM Kell

MAJ Koriel

AD Krax Tarnisar

LC Kyle Kroan - 2 times, last on 2014-10-19

MAJ Landon Cruise - 3 times, last on 2014-10-19

VA Locke Setzer

FA Marcin Szydlowski

GN Mark Schueler - 2 times, last on 2022-05-04

GN Master - 2 times, last on 2009-02-08

LCM Mateusz - 2004-06-13

COL Mike Chistu

LCM Mike Keyman

COL Miles Prower - 2017-01-07

COL Moagim Daar - 2010-01-05

MAJ Neko Nuwen

LCM Nergal

COL Nurel Turr

CPT ObiVader

HA Pete Mitchell - 2017-09-16

COL Phalk Sturm - 2022-05-05

VA Philo

FA Pickled Yoda - 2 times, last on 2014-10-19

COL Piett

HA Plif - 2014-10-19

MAJ Prinz von Hoffman

LC Quincy Nelson - 2004-08-13

LC Rando - 2017-09-16

AD Ranthier Khaen

LCM Raxell

AD Reaper

CM Regis Knox

COL Ricardo

MAJ RichyV - 2009-09-17

CM Roger Duncan

LCM Rollins

CPT Rover

MAJ Ryan Chi'Cath - 2003-03-28

CM Saul Rostek

LC Savageaz - 2003-10-21

LC Scuslem - 2004-05-30

CM Serin Jansj - 2005-02-27

CM Shadow

COL Shae Kitane - 2003-09-07

CPT SL8c8 - 2019-04-21

CM Spearhawk

LCM Stark Rhavyn

COL Stuart - 2002-08-12

LC Ted

LC Tempest

LC Tethys

CM Thunder

AD TK-2107 - 2004-08-24

COL Todbringer

MAJ TopDawg

COL Torres

CM Trowa - 2003-05-28

LC Turr Phennir - 2003-09-13

CPT Tvan'Oris

CM Vessicant - 2002-12-05

CPT Werdna Elbee

COL Wes Janson

GN Wil Striker

CPT Wildfire - 2022-05-05

MAJ Wolve Excelsior Berkana - 2022-05-18

COL Wysseri Arestar - 2003-01-17

FA Xavier Sienar - 2016-06-20

VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles - 2 times, last on 2009-02-08

CPT Zyrax

COL Zystem Fryar

Title: Don't Ask Me; I Just Work Here.
# of Missions: 1
Game Platform: TIE Fighter
Author: Commander Beef
           FL/CM Beef/Thunder 3-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
           BS/PCx3/ISMx6/MoT-gh/CoB/OV  {IWATS-SM/2}  [T/D Mad Cow]   [GALL]  
           Zayin 3-3   }:(:) -moo

Required patches
* none

Installation instructions
1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
2] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
3] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
4] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle



       The TIE CORPS has just built a new Interdictor cruiser named IMPEDIMENT. You are the captain of this new ship and the commander of its escort flight of TIE Avengers. It is the maiden voyage of the IMPEDIMENT, and you begin to prepare the briefing for a routine patrol mission for BEEF FLIGHT. But before you can gather the pilots together to discuss the upcoming mission, the briefing screen starts spewing gibberish. You call the technical support line of Maxis Company, the makers of the screen (READ THE OFFICER QUESTIONS). After calling the tech support, you decide that this evil company must be erased from the galaxy. The IMPEDIMENT and BEEF FLIGHT are sent to destroy the company's base. But you must be careful not to destroy the good, loyal Imperial businesses.

Commander Beef