Battle Information
Battle Medal:
Medal of Sustanence
Battle Reviews
2
MAJ Jagged Fell III
Reviewer's rating profile
2025-01-12
Played on easy with cheats. Weird story. Annoying that most of the enemy fighters are not marked as enemy so that R does not work. But loses a full point for 100% kill on fighter groups that run from combat.
0
MAJ Wolve Excelsior Berkana
Reviewer's rating profile
2023-05-18
how in the world did the creator get this battle approved with one of the squadrons being called "Retard" squadron. That and some glaring IFF issues should get this battle some more love to make better.
3
GN Master
Reviewer's rating profile
2023-03-26
I don't understand the obsession with Taco Bell.
Battle is ok, mission three and five are hard.
Has a few issues that need addressing.
1
GN Doyon
Reviewer's rating profile
2021-04-20
So I've played this battle after reading the reviews, and I thought it couldn't be that bad. It's basically an advertisement for Taco Bell, and since I ate only one time at that fast-food, I don't really get the hype around it. Anyway, the battle itself is not so badly made, and it's kinda fun actually. Until mission 5. It's stupid, and you can see the maker did not test it before submitting it. It's just broken, and ruins the battle itself. I understand that we want to offer many battles to our members, but that's one battle that should be removed, or at least reworked. It's just bad and I've wasted already too much time playing and reviewing it.
2
AD Impulse
Reviewer's rating profile
2012-10-16
I HATE humorous battles.
Bad:
In mission one VSD isntead SSSD
Missions 1 and 2 are tooe asy on hard
missions 3 and 5 are too hard on hard and mission 5 is impossible to finish on hard
Enemy dont have enemy IFF
Craft often dont have mothership to return
Plot is bad.
2 points
0
CM TK-9780
Reviewer's rating profile
2005-05-08
Harmfull when played,
1
COL Dirty Vader
Reviewer's rating profile
2004-07-12
One of this battles that shouldn't have been released by the TAC office the way it is... Missions 3 and 5 are near impossible, mission 5 you wonder what the hell to do. Your VSD Sovereign (believe it or not)always gets destroyed. The frigate has some kind of crash on it, and rams it. If you destroy the frigate, you fail the mission because it goes into hyperspace once it shields are down. Then when you go for some help in "Any special instructions?", the creator gives you a wise ass comment "What are you? Some rebel lover?!" Wow now that was funny, that's really gonna help me complete your crap, insane mission.
3
LC Repulsor
Reviewer's rating profile
2003-01-03
I'll give it a three, because mission 5 is really hard on Hard level. Otherwise the plot was really dumb, but mission 5 is worth trying. I had tried it at least 50 times before I succeeded because of the collision course of FRG Shamu and the VSD.
1
LC Michael Emrys
Reviewer's rating profile
2002-12-21
Didn't enjoy this one too much, it was *very* hard to complete, mostly because you had to hunt for the enemy by using the next/previous ship keys. Also any enemy ship you killed showed up on the 'Lost ships' list!
1
GN Triji Boliv
Reviewer's rating profile
2002-02-28
In the later missions making the 'Taco' forces enemies so they show up with 'Select Nearest Enemy' would be nice. Battle was a lame attempt to be humorous...
1
SL Kitten-claw
Reviewer's rating profile
2001-11-01
Not to bad - some refinement with Orders and other conditions (Waypoints) would greatly improve this battle.
0
AD Troutrooper
Reviewer's rating profile
2000-09-19
the first mission was ok, but the bottom dropped out after that. the last mission was absolutely insane.
2
COL Tiberius
Reviewer's rating profile
2000-07-04
I can forgive a lot of flaws for a sense of humour. Not every battle has to be "the end of the EH if you fail"... Try Spam Wars (103?) for a better executed humourous battle.
0
COL Marc
Reviewer's rating profile
1999-09-14
Terribly designed battle with no briefings. This is the worst one I've flown. All this over and above the low brow plotline.
Battle Bug Reports
2023-03-26
Enemy sometimes doesn't have Enemy IFF (Mission 4, Mission 5)
Check orders and waypoints for FRG Shamu and M/CRV Rebel Scum. FRG will crash into VSD. CRVs crash into each other or VSD.
FRG will not appear on easy making mission unwinnable as mission critical YW do not then appear.
Mission 5 very difficult.
High Scores
| Battle Total: | 362,631 | CPT Night Grue | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mission 1: | 45,605 | CM Gandalf | |
| Mission 2: | 68,996 | GN Andrzej Mezynski | |
| Mission 3: | 60,756 | HA Daniel Bonini | |
| Mission 4: | 186,826 | CM Gandalf | |
| Mission 5: | 84,540 | COL Callista |
Top Ten
(of available records)
| 1 | 347,942 | CM Gandalf | 2003-01-05 |
| 2 | 342,514 | CPT Night Grue | 2003-01-02 |
| 3 | 285,877 | LC Curtis | 2002-11-30 |
| 4 | 204,185 | LC Repulsor | 2003-01-01 |
| 5 | 197,048 | GN Doyon | 2021-04-20 |
| 6 | 187,414 | AD Impulse | 2012-10-18 |
| 7 | 136,291 | LC andr3 | 2022-03-31 |
| 8 | 134,439 | COL Dirty Vader | 2004-07-20 |
| 9 | 116,667 | CPT Firzam Coldsteel | 2005-01-07 |
| 10 | 109,403 | MAJ Powerslave | 2003-07-19 |
Battle Completion Statistics
This battle has been flown by 248 pilots a total of 264 times.
GN Abel Malik - 2005-03-10
MAJ Aeolus - 2003-03-16
HA Anahorn Dempsey - 8 times, last on 2021-06-19
LC andr3 - 2022-03-31
AD Apophis Kuma - 2004-12-15
MAJ Arid Foxtrot - 2004-07-13
CPT Atmos Myremod - 2003-02-16
CPT Badlan - 2002-09-06
FA Brukhar - 2005-01-06
MAJ Bryan - 2004-07-02
LCM Charlie X - 2020-04-29
LCM Clarg Zethman - 2005-05-22
COL CrimsonFury - 2005-02-10
LC Curtis - 2002-11-30
COL Dan Malaktos - 2003-02-28
LT DarkSnake - 2002-11-16
MAJ Deleted Member - 2003-05-12
MAJ Devin Taralis - 2003-01-31
LC Diaboli - 2005-04-15
CM Dirk Logan - 2003-06-30
COL Dirty Vader - 2004-07-20
GN Doyon - 2021-04-20
LC Drake Jensen - 2002-08-19
LCM Drax Remlinger - 2002-11-20
GN Elwood the Brave - 4 times, last on 2019-08-31
MAJ Evo Sarnok - 2003-05-16
CPT Firzam Coldsteel - 2005-01-07
LC Frey Gallandro - 2003-03-01
HA Frodo March - 2 times, last on 2014-06-29
CM Gandalf - 2003-01-05
AD Gidda - 2003-01-12
FA Giovanni Palermo - 2009-03-14
GN Golbez Harvey - 2015-06-29
COL Gytheran - 2025-02-23
AD Hav Antiel - 2 times, last on 2018-06-08
MAJ Hermann - 3 times, last on 2021-02-20
AD Impulse - 2012-10-18
MAJ Jagged Fell III - 2025-01-12
GN Jarek La’an - 2021-02-22
VA Kane Reese - 2002-08-31
MAJ KEBLAOMEGA - 2024-03-23
FA Khadgar - 2003-01-25
CPT Krayt - 2003-08-24
VA Ky Terrak - 2003-05-09
COL Loor - 2002-09-06
GN Mark Schueler - 2011-02-23
GN Master - 2023-03-26
LC Michael Emrys - 2002-12-21
CPT Night Grue - 2003-01-02
MAJ Nolij - 2014-06-22
HA Pete Mitchell - 2017-04-23
FA Pickled Yoda - 2 times, last on 2014-06-03
HA Plif - 2014-11-26
MAJ Powerslave - 2003-07-19
LCM Razor - 2002-11-17
LC Repulsor - 2003-01-01
LC Savageaz - 2003-07-17
LC Strahd - 2003-03-11
COL TheBlackxRanger - 2022-03-09
CM TK-9780 - 2005-05-14
MAJ VinDoros - 2003-06-05
CPT Viper - 2004-06-09
CPT Von Predator - 2004-06-12
FA Von Reinthaler - 2004-09-09
MAJ Wolve Excelsior Berkana - 2 times, last on 2023-05-18
COL Zeth Durron - 2010-05-20
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The Taco Wars
This is the first battle I've created. It consists of 5 missions. It is about a Taco Company
who betrays the Empire and starts giving tacos, burritos, etc. to the Rebels. Because Mexican
food is one of our fleets favorites, it was decided that it was necessary to punish the
company and the Rebels involved.
Mission 1:
Protect a convoy of Mexican food that is being sent for a party. There are three
container transports and a small escort of R-41's. The X- and Y-wings are after the convoy.
You will fly a TIE Defender, Omega I, in a flight of 3.
Mission 2:
The Taco Company has betrayed us and sided with the Rebels. You are to destroy a
convoy of two escort transports, as they dock with two platforms. Protect Omega-III as they
destroy the platforms. Some of the NR's best pilots are on those platforms, so kill ALL ships.
Also, help Omega-II protect Carrack Cruiser Tiger, from some B- and Y-wings. You will a fly
a TIE Defender, Omega I-I, in a flight of 3
Mission 3:
Destroy a Taco Company supply depot. There are about 16 containers, protected by some
A- and Y-wings. Destroy all CARGs, HLFs, and container transports, before they can dock with
any of the containers. You will fly a TIE Advanced designated Omega I. Once again in a flight
of 3.
Mission 4:
Capture the Taco Company's Base. Expect everything they have. Protect the T/Ds that
attack the platform. Watch for some T/A's at the end of the level. They must be destroyed.
Also, watch for any shuttles trying to escape. You will fly a TIE Defender designated Omega I,
in a flight of 3.
Mission 5:
The remnants of the Taco Company fleet have joined with the Rebels, to orchestrate one
final attack on the Sovereign. Watch out for at least a squadron of B- or Y-wings, some outdated
craft (i.e. R-41s) and some X- and A-wings after you. You will once again fly a TIE Defender,
Omega I, in a flight of 3. You will have to destroy some corvettes as well. Tie Bombers will
be launched to destroy the Rebel Frigate. GOOD LUCK!!!
Please tell me if you like the Battle and if you think if it is funny or not (I tried:).
My e-mail address is soggy@ix.netcom.com. Thank You.
Respectfully submitted,
GN Phatguy (FM/GN Phatguy/Omega-I/SSSD Sov)